Buy — £4.99
A macOS menu bar app

Your Mac has feelings. And right now it's furious.

MadMac tracks how rough you are with your MacBook. Slap it. Slam it. Watch it lose its mind.

YOU HAVE BROKEN ME
Unbothered 0 / 100

Go on. Tap the face. It calms down if you leave it alone.

Buy MadMac

£4.99 — one-time — lifetime licence — works on Apple Silicon

How it works

Three steps to a furious Mac

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Download & install

Download and install MadMac. It tucks itself neatly into your menu bar.

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Use your Mac normally

Start using your Mac normally — or not so normally. MadMac is always listening.

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Watch the anger build

Watch the anger build right there in your menu bar, hit after hit.

The anger meter

Five stages of pure rage

Every impact pushes the meter higher. Here's how bad it gets.

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Unbothered

All calm. Your Mac barely felt that.

😤

Getting Tetchy

It noticed. It's not thrilled about it.

😠

Properly Angry

Okay, now you've actually annoyed it.

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Absolutely Furious

Your Mac is one slap away from losing it.

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FULL MELTDOWN

You did it. You broke it. Loud sound, flashing icon, chaos.

Features

Small app. Big feelings.

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Menubar anger meter

Live anger level right in your menu bar, emoji and all.

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Impact detection

Reads the built-in accelerometer to feel every hit and slam.

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Cools down over time

Leave it alone and the anger drains away on its own.

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Full meltdown at 100

Push it to the limit and it completely loses the plot.

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Slap counter

Every slap since launch, counted and judged.

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Hardest hit tracker

It remembers your single most brutal whack.

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Launch at login

Always on duty — comes back every time you log in.

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One-time licence

£4.99 once. Yours for life. No subscription nonsense.

Social proof

People are losing their minds over it.

Get it

Stop reading. Start slapping.

Buy MadMac — £4.99

£4.99 one-time. Compatible with Apple Silicon Macs running macOS Ventura or later.